Friday, August 29, 2008

BRITNEY SPENDS WISELY?

I'm sure many people figured that Britney Spears has been spending a shit load of money in the last few years, but have you ever wondered on what? Unfortunately, I know the answer...




Of course if you are a multi-millionaire you can afford to spend a few extra bucks here and there, but what if I told you in the year of 2007, Miss Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, spent $5.239 million?? A MONTH!! That's about $174,633 a day, $7,276.38 an hour, and $121.27 a minute! I couldn't believe it. That's right, BritBrit's biggest fan couldn't believe it.

Anyways, the absurdity continues. Here's a list I created of Britney's money and where it went every month in the year of 2007.

1. Britney spent $16,000 on clothing, compared to my $25 a month limit.
2. $102,000 of the $5.239 million spent a month went to traveling... okay?
3. K-SPED gets $35,000 a month. (I mean, he deserved it, right? NOT.)
4. $86,000 on medical bills. No comment.
5. And of course, there's the 5 million bucks spent on nothing. Yup, this means Starbucks, wigs, massages, and whatever else is a necessity for a girl woman gone toxic.

The point of this blog was more to show people how good of a job Britney has done in making a turn around in the year of 2008- by only spending $1.048 million a month, which isn't bad for such a hefty spender. Good job, Brit!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

My first blog!

So, today Ellis and I were on our way to Starbucks, blasting the new hit "When I Grow Up" by The Pussy Cat Dolls, when I turned it down babbling about how PCD always has the best hits. Anyways..... Ellis looks at me and says "I really wish you could have a blog about pop culture...." so here I am, writing my first blog:]